Hail Mary Haiku: Southern Miss Golden Eagles edition
At the tender age of three,
Crockett killed him one.
Here's the concept for those new to the game: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.
I'll try to post the entries and open up the voting through the poll box on the right sidebar on Thursday morning. Voting will continue through Saturday morning, when I'll post the winner. The winner gets . . . the esteem of his or her peers and the derision of his or her opponents!
Enter yours below by clicking on the "Comment" link and pass the invitation to enter along to others.
Hike! Ooooh!
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Their special teams are as well
We need a special teams coach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Smitty @ Rocky Top Talk on Sep 4, 2007 9:11 AM EDT reply actions
TURKEY BUZZARDS
by old smokey on Sep 4, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
Golden opportunity
golden opportunity.
Let's not blow this one.
by Joel Hollingsworth on Sep 4, 2007 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
No More Tedford!
dumber than Miss South Car-o-
lina, we should hope.
un-spoonerize this...
Muthern Siss Olden Geagles
vut pols in sheep dip*
*gommunity kiedlines & dommon kecency
In the now
Stop worrying about Florida
Don't become Michigan
by belligerentme on Sep 4, 2007 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
HARD TO TEACH AN OLD DAWG NEW TRICKS!
by old smokey on Sep 4, 2007 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
Haiku
Fulmer missed his lunch again,
He burps gold feathers.
Meh
Could do what other birds do
Crap on Rocky Top

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