The Tennessee Volunteers take on the Alabama Crimson Tide this Saturday. Leave your PG-rated 'Bama football jokes here.
Here's one to get you started, emailed to me by a reader who shall remain anonymous:
What's the difference between a maggot and a Bama fan? A maggot will crawl off a bear carcass in a few short days. It takes a Bama fan years.
I'm going to risk the spam for awhile and re-open anonymous comments, so let the fun begin!