As I said earlier this week, we're going to get started with the Hail Mary Haiku on Tuesdays from now on.
Here's the concept for new players who want to get in the game: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.
I'll post the entries and open up the voting through poll box on the right sidebar for the best ten or 15 entries on Thursday morning. Voting will continue through game day, and the winner will be posted Sunday.
Vols correct mistakes
Fumble-less in the red zone
This time, Vols roll Tide
Bleh. Enter yours below, and pass the invitation to enter along to others.