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Vote for the winner of the Tennessee-Alabama Hail Mary Haiku (over in the sidebar!).  Here are the entries:


Rocky Top Talk:

Vols correct mistakes
Fumble-less in the red zone
This time, Vols roll Tide

Aerobab:

Hi, JP "Dubya"!
Welcome to 'ole Rocky Top.
Your loss is VOLS gain.

Rusty:

Tide runs for no yards,
A dead Bear rolls in his grave,
Now our offense scores.

Loser with Socks, I:

Shula's on the way
diurnal syncopation
go to bed you F'bomber

Loser with Socks, II:

Ineffable sight
With an "F"-bomb crevice
Laughable Shula

The 8th Maxim:

6-3 Baseball Score
This year we get more, not fall
Score like basketball

sewaneetigers:

Shula says it's tough
When you suck as a head coach
And your dad was great

Loser with Socks, III:

Ghetto Tuscaloosa
is just as lonely as a
quiet suicide

Loser with Socks, IV:

Today's good advice
A quick word about Bama
Cheat Cheat Cheat!

Corn from a Jar, I:

Flies and maggots both
Know when to leave a dead bear
But Bammers do not

Corn from a Jar, II:

Tide gets busted hard
For purchasing high school kids,
Yet that's Fulmer's fault?