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Tennessee-South Carolina Hail Mary Haiku

It's the Tennessee-South Carolina Hail Mary Haiku!

Here's the concept for new players who want to get in the game: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.

I'll post the entries and open up the voting through the poll box on the right sidebar for the best ten or 15 entries on Thursday morning.  Voting will continue through game day, and the winner will be posted Sunday.  Maybe Monday.


Here's mine:

Cocky coach coaches
The Palmetto State Poultry
Packaged for Tyson

Enter yours below, and pass the invitation to enter along to others.