Okay, here are the entries for the Tennessee-South Carolina Hail Mary Haiku. I'm anticipating some late entries in the comments section, so feel free to add some down there -- it just might take awhile to get added to the ballot.
And thanks to all of the new players. Don't get discouraged -- Corn from a Jar's been kicking all of our tails from day one.
Rocky Top Talk:
Cocky coach coaches
The Palmetto State Poultry
Packaged for Tyson
Rusty, Georgia Podcast Network:
Cooper on the spot,
Last time backs gave up big yards.
Put him there again.
kcvols:
Lamecocks are in for
a major embarrasment
Vols get their revenge
tnjimbob, Visorless:
The visor stays home
Mouth runs with sideways vigor
Impending loss Sat.
tnjimbob, Plucked:
Newton's pants meet turf.
Volunteer backs create sacks.
lamecocks plucked again.
BullCS:
Chicks home to roost
Run down while crossing this road
Gamecocks are cooked
ttocswob:
Steve Superior
A legend in your own mind
Quit while you're ahead
Evil genius not so smart.
Independence bowl wishes dashed for Gamecocks
Gamecocks 2005 win = one hit wonder
Nothing to see here
Just Steve's visor on the ground
After touchdown Vols
Aerobab:
Zero TD, 3 Picks?
Not so fast, my little friend.
J Cromp mops up 'Cocks.
the VisorBoy, for real
or geigh, seeks in Fulmer
that void in the self