Second batch of Hail Mary Haiku entries, these from over at Loser with Socks. The first batch is here. Click on "Entry Link" below to vote.
These come from the comment section over at Loser with Socks:
TheRTealViper
Oh KreggBlumpkin
with such a short time to star
till Karl deletes
Anonymous
Mark Richt owns Fat Phil
UT's glory days are gone
Get used to 3rd place
africavol
Sidewalk scooters
Licensed street Dawgs beware
Hurtling through Danny wares
TulsaDawg
Captain CMR your orders
clarify and classify
99 red go
VolBoy
overclocking redpants
more corrupt than Bama
my windows have closed
Doug, from Hey Jenny Slater
Good news: Vols suck no
more; bad news: It was really
Cutcliffe all along