Here are the entries for the Tennessee-LSU Hail Mary Haiku. Sorry for missing some of the links -- running out of time.
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Rusty:
The Tigers are scared,
Ainge passes over their heads,
Les Miles loses hat.
Aerobab:
Ainge has final laugh
that shuts Tiger yack of last
year's commedic show.
ttocswob:
Orange Ainge will drop
da bomb on bayou bengals.
Bret Smith - give him six!!!
bulldurham:
Meachem,Swain or Smith
in the end zone do they list.
Ainge connects for six !!
Volunteer Rebel:
Ainge ready to Geaux:
Nutrias look kinda Sleaux,
Tigers a No-Sheaux
Fulmer's Belly:
The play is "all go"
Wait, we're playing L.S.U.?
Eric, get your helmet.
Quaker:
Jamarcus beastly
but dumb, throws interceptions
Pumps gas in four years
sainvol:
Tigers seek revenge
Volunteers need to win out
Too bad for Tigers
crazyvolfan:
Ainge hobblin' around,
Nothin' going on the ground
Crompton just holds on
tnjimbob, drowned out:
bayeux tiger's roar
drowned out by Smokey.
Vols victorious.
tnjimbob, no more mustang:
Chief's defense steps up.
Fans holler "NO MORE MUSTANG!"
Russell ends up flat.
And the Valley Shook:
Talent's but a ruse;
With Miles roaming our sideline,
Your chances? Damn good!
Tiger Smack:
Relating concepts:
"Tiger D" is to "Ainge" as
"Phil" is to "Donuts"
Rocky Top Talk:
The memories fade
Mushroom cloud in the end zone
On the other foot
Corn from a Jar
Bad news Tiger fans,
Ainge has learned difference 'tween
football and shot put