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The Hail Mary Haiku: California dreamin'

Time for the Hail Mary Haiku!

Okay, here's the idea.  You're behind by 7 or more at midfield.  Only one second remains on the clock, and so you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it.

Sixty seconds to come up with a haiku relating to the Cal game.  Hike!

Football time in Tennessee
Win or mauled by bear?

That's pretty bad.  Go ahead and heave one.  Maybe somebody will actually score.