Time for this week's Hail Mary Haiku! Will anyone challenge reigning champ Corn from a Jar? Forgot to announce last week, but CFAJ won again with this failure about the Air Force game, reproduced here typo and all:
Respect, but no mercy, given
Vols go 2-and-0
Here's the concept again: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.
Gators visit Vols
Hungry, burglary in mind.
No one takes our cheese.
Oooh. Beat that in sixty seconds.