You want Mayo with your cheese?
Ask, you will receive.
Here's the concept again: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play. I'll post the entries tomorrow morning along with a poll so's we can vote for a winner.
Marshall comes to town
UT, who can't stop the run
Stops Thundering Herd?