Time for this week's Hail Mary Haiku! Downthefield got 57% of the vote last week for this effort:
Marshall's offensive plan
hits snag trying to run through
John Chavis' mustache
Here's the concept for new players who want to get in the game: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play. I'll post the entries tomorrow morning along with a poll so's we can vote for a winner.
Hike!
Which of many ways
Will we skin these Memphis cats?
Sharpen knives for Dawgs.