Time for this week's Hail Mary Haiku! Will anyone challenge reigning champion Corn from a Jar?
Here's the concept again: You're behind by a touchdown or more at midfield. Only one second remains on the clock, and you have to heave the ball into a mass of players in the end zone and hope that one of your guys comes down with it. Oh, and bonus points for actually observing the traditional 5-7-5 format for haikus. Free form haikus are allowed, though. This is, after all, a desperation play.
Air Force comes calling
The Falcons get their wings clipped.
The Vols soar instead
Absolutely terrible. Surely someone can beat that.