Let's see . . .
Tennessee basketball player Wayne Chism parks his car in a fire lane on campus at 10:00 p.m. Saturday night and finds it missing on Sunday.
Florida's Tony Joiner is later arrested and charged with felony burglary for forcing his way into a fenced lot to retrieve his "girlfriend's" car, which had been impounded.
Man, first the guy takes our cheese and then he takes our basketball players and makes them his women? That's low.