English teacher's worst nightmare ahead:
- Wisconsin's Travis Beckum. Tight end? Sort of. Beware.
- Wisconsin's O'Brien Schofield. Real name? Apparently. Working at defensive end. Reason? Tennessee o-line sacks allowed stat.
- Unused bowl tickets for Tennessee? 500-700. Pathetic? Uh huh.
- Wisconsin's comparison to last year's Penn State? Worrisome. Still more resolve, please.
- Tennessee's players? Good news: resting comfortably, thinking football.
- Jacques McClendon, much improved.