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This week's contestants:

rustytanton: sowing seeds

This is my last year,
If we lose to Cal today,
I'll father nine kids.

CornFromAJar: Daaaaaavyyyyyyy!

Bears, not so scary.
At the tender age of three,
Crockett killed him one.

rulessn: poo

Should be in a zoo.
Golden Bears will surely lose.
And they smell like poo.

rulessn: meat

Smokey is all out
of his bear meat from last year.
Time to get some more.

rulessn: repeat

In Knoxville? Bears lose.
This time in California.
The result? The same!

Aerobab: stuffing

Smokey loves to chew
on teddy bear limbs resulting in
stuffing on the floor.

Smitty: party

California knows
how to party, but football
is a different story.

Volorado: for the South

California Girls
My Bad, I meant Golden Bears
Lay Down for the South

ttocswob: out

Longshore a longshot
The band is out on the field...
Nate is just plain out!

Joel: trees

Road dog once again
Smokey won't sit in the trees
Lifts his leg instead

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