Congrats to Old Smokey for winning, with 22% of the vote, this week's Hail Mary Holy Cow Haiku with flair:
TURKEY BUZZARDS
BIG ORANGE will turn the GOLDEN EAGLES into a bunch of TURKEY BUZZARDS. Umbrellas will be passed out at the game for Home Fans jusT in case those BUZZARDS try to drop any CRAP BOMBS.GO BIG ORANGE STUFF THE TURKEYS. MORE NEWS TO COME,OLD SMOKEY
Like I said on Thursday, props to Old Smokey for heaving that sucker into the river. The old dawg's got some strength left in those limbs, doesn't he?