I'm not sure how it is that I'd never heard of Jonathan Coulton until this week. If you are still in the dark, do yourself a favor and spend some time getting to know his stuff, which is all over YouTube and the rest of the internet. After you've seen Code Monkey, be sure to thrown him some coin, as he makes his living off his stuff despite making it freely available through Creative Commons licenses. Anyway, thanks to Jonathan for this week's soundtrack.
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The extracurriculars are expected over at CBS Sports shortly.
Art from Cartoon Solutions.
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, performed by Relient K. 
Ready to Take a Chance Again, by Barry Manilow.
Two Feet of Topsoil, by Brad Paisley.
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide, by ZZ Top.
The Curly Shuffle, by Jump in the Saddle.
Re: Your Brains, by Jonathan Coulton.