I have just three things to say:
- Yes, Jim Tressel is a total dweeb. Yo, yo, yo, M.C. Dee!
- Yes, Mark Mangino is surprisingly light on his feet.
- When your formerly good team is 3-7, all you can really do is put your rival in a dress of your school's colors and make him the Littlest Clogger. It helps.
Click the button below, because I know that you, too, just got to groove.
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Art from Cartoon Solutions.
Week 12. So I Got to Groove, by Tower of Power. Starring Sylvester Croom as Gene Gene the Dancing Machine, Tommy "The Twist" Tuberville, Steve "Hips!" Spurrier, Phillip "the Papa" Fulmer, Rick "No Nickname" Neuheisel, Mangino Hammer, Urban "I'm Thrusting at You" Meyer, Les "Walk Like an E-jipe-shun" Miles, Pride of the Southland Drum Major John Chavis, Mike "Elsewhere" (we're hoping!) Leach, Thriller Joe Paterno, Mark "He Would Never Actually Do That" Richt, Charlie "That's Just Wrong" Weis, Jim Tressel (a.k.a., M.C. Dee) (Master of Chicken Dance), Nick Saban as The Littlest Clogger, and Village People Randy Shannon, Mike Gundy, Mack Brown, Bobby Bowden, and Rich Rodriguez. 
Weeks 10 & 11. Pirate voice, Orson Swindle. Smee's Plan, by John Williams (from Hook).
Week 9. Re: Your Brains, by Jonathan Coulton. 
Week 8. The Curly Shuffle, by Jump in the Saddle.
Week 7. I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide, by ZZ Top.
Week 5. Death of MIR, by Trevor Rabin (from Armageddon).
Week 4. Two Feet of Topsoil, by Brad Paisley.
Week 3. Ready to Take a Chance Again, by Barry Manilow.
Week 2. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, performed by Relient K.