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The Record of Wrongs: Auburn Tigers

Hear ye, hear ye. It's Time. Time for Tennessee Volunteer fans to gather for the ceremonial reading of the Record of Wrongs, a litany of the offenses committed by the Auburn Tigers.



  • Deplorable fans:
  • The Litany of Losses

    YEAR FORUM   UT AUB
    2008 Auburn L 12 14
    2004 Atlanta L 28 38
    2004 Knoxville L 10 34
    2003 Auburn L 21 28
    1988 Auburn L 6 38
    1986 Auburn L 8 34
    1984 Auburn L 10 29
    1983 Knoxville L 14 37
    1982 Auburn L 14 24
    1978 Birmingham L 10 29
    1977 Knoxville L 12 14
    1976 Birmingham L 28 38
    1974 Auburn L 0 21
    1972 Birmingham L 6 10
    1971 Knoxville L 9 10
    1970 Birmingham L 23 36
    1968 Birmingham L 14 28
    1964 Birmingham L 0 3
    1963 Knoxville L 19 23
    1962 Birmingham L 21 22
    1961 Knoxville L 21 24
    1958 Birmingham L 0 13
    1957 Knoxville L 0 7
    1937 Birmingham L 7 20
    1936 Knoxville L 0 6
    1900 Birmingham L 0 23

     

    Probably not true

    • Tommy Tuberville plotted to hire Tony Franklin as his new offensive coordinator last year just so he could retire with a severance and get Phillip Fulmer fired at the same time.
    • Gus Malzahn calls plays with a ouija board and roams the sidelines with the shrunken head of Elvis in his pocket.
    • Gene Chizik thinks BBQ tastes like "devil's blood."
    • Auburn's president told Phillip Fulmer that Trooper Taylor was "one a them Illuminati" just so he wouldn't hire him as his offensive coordinator.

    I'm certain I've missed some. Whatcha got?