Vote for your favorite of the Tennessee-Auburn Hail Mary Haikus. The ones that survived yesterday's whittling are re-published below the poll and the jump.
Après le deluge,
It was Ohio. Now we
Face a flood of points.
by birdjam
Opportunity
Comes knocking again. This time
Let’s bag the sucker
by Joel
Chizik and Kiffin
Two uninspiring hires
Which ends up better?
Tigers in Knoxville
An old rivalry renewed
Five straight over Vols
by jd is legend
Are they Tigers or
Eagles, who in the hell knows
I guess War Tigle!
by Travass
In hand the towel,
Waving wildly. Game ends with
Towel dragging ground.
by ChattVol
hey there, Yella Man
your commercials, can’t stand ’em
hope your team loses
Yella man on sidelines
Two by four beatdown metaphor
Who was that fat man
Sing Rocky Top in Neyland
No way, says Auburn, but instead
Rips shirt off like Kiffin
Auburn arrives like Fall
Echoes stir, Neyland, Shug, Majors
Who are these new guys
Tennessee taking
Turns tromping Trooper Taylor’s
Terrible Tigers
by ttocswob