Kickoff: 7:45 p.m. ET
Jackson the Mule says ...
... not even Malzahn can score from the sideline, guys.
ttocswob wins the Hail Mary Haiku contest this week with the following, which -- bonus! -- doubles as a tongue-twister:
Turns tromping Trooper Taylor’s
Hooper, Will, and I will all be at the game, so y'all have the place to yourselves. Leave your shoes at the door and please remember to use the coasters. Oh, and the stuff in the fridge is "as-is, where-is," so rummage through there at your own risk.
The second half game thread will go up automatically at 9:30.