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Vote for the winner of the Tennessee-UCLA Hail Mary Haiku

Vote for the winner of the UCLA Hail Mary Haiku. Entries re-published below the jump.

…clap ER-IC BER-RY
clap clap clapclapclap ER-IC
BER-RY clap clap clap…

by CornFromAJar

Coach O riles the troops
War Time! Let’s Take it Outside!
Crowd must follow suit

by Joel

Recall Cal 06?
The cast has changed, but same end
Result for Bruins!

by Aerobab

Last year we went west.
To put the Clawfense to test.
*08 WHAT A MESS!

by Travass

Bruins fall in disarray
As they enter the stadium
Welcome to Neyland

by Muhler

Last year you showed us
Your shiny Nieuheisel. Now,
We have something new.

by birdjam

Holy Mother, please,
Deliver us from our plight
To beat the Bruins

by Incipient_Senescence

Won’t hear Kiffin,
talk about monopolies,
his shtick is winning.

by rustytanton

Hilltopping was fun
But, there’s revenge on our minds
OK, NOW "It’s Time!"

by Getoffmyvols

UCLA calls
ACLU after Vols
deny repeat win.

by ChattVol

u.c.l.a. huh?
got something brewin’ for ya:
corn liquor revenge!

by thetennesseethumper

Mountain Ninja WOOT!
please, John Crompton, keep serving
i’ll eat crow all year!

by thetennesseethumper

Berry for Heisman…
but d-backs will never win…
…Crompton for Heisman?

by wshelton2

last year Vols go West,
This year Bruins travel East.
Revenge, best served Cold!

by go_vols_go

Monte versus Chow
Eric Berry versus Prince
Wikipedia wins

by rblakeh

Ranger Kiffin makes sure
Yogi and Boo Boo get no
Pic-A-Nic Basket

by ChattVol

Just one thing, JC –
When you throw it up for grabs,
Please don’t feed the bears.

by ttocswob