Vote for the winner of the UCLA Hail Mary Haiku. Entries re-published below the jump.
…clap ER-IC BER-RY
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BER-RY clap clap clap…
by CornFromAJar
Coach O riles the troops
War Time! Let’s Take it Outside!
Crowd must follow suit
by Joel
Recall Cal 06?
The cast has changed, but same end
Result for Bruins!
by Aerobab
Last year we went west.
To put the Clawfense to test.
*08 WHAT A MESS!
by Travass
Bruins fall in disarray
As they enter the stadium
Welcome to Neyland
by Muhler
Last year you showed us
Your shiny Nieuheisel. Now,
We have something new.
by birdjam
Holy Mother, please,
Deliver us from our plight
To beat the Bruins
Won’t hear Kiffin,
talk about monopolies,
his shtick is winning.
by rustytanton
Hilltopping was fun
But, there’s revenge on our minds
OK, NOW "It’s Time!"
by Getoffmyvols
UCLA calls
ACLU after Vols
deny repeat win.
by ChattVol
u.c.l.a. huh?
got something brewin’ for ya:
corn liquor revenge!
Mountain Ninja WOOT!
please, John Crompton, keep serving
i’ll eat crow all year!
Berry for Heisman…
but d-backs will never win…
…Crompton for Heisman?
by wshelton2
last year Vols go West,
This year Bruins travel East.
Revenge, best served Cold!
by go_vols_go
Monte versus Chow
Eric Berry versus Prince
Wikipedia wins
by rblakeh
Ranger Kiffin makes sure
Yogi and Boo Boo get no
Pic-A-Nic Basket
by ChattVol
Just one thing, JC –
When you throw it up for grabs,
Please don’t feed the bears.
by ttocswob