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Vote for the winner of the Tennessee-Florida Hail Mary Haiku

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Vote for your favorite Tennessee-Florida Hail Mary Haiku. The entries that survived the Great Whittling are re-published below the jump.

By the way, life has conspired against all three of me, Will, and hooper, so things may be quiet around here all day. It would be a good time for extra FanPosts and FanShots, so if you have 'em, use 'em. Otherwise, consider it the calm before the storm.

Vols faced a brewin storm
Now head’n to a Fla hurricane
Can we get Sig Hansen?

by Muhler

It is hot down in
Sunny Florida. I hope the
Vols don’t Cromp up.

by birdjam

28 point spread,
so what if we don’t win! let’s
cost gamblers some cash.

by rustytanton

Holly has it right.
Go Vols Go Vols Go Vols Go
IS THAT ALL YEW GOT?!?

by hooper

Much like the Gator
Tebow cannot do a thing
When he’s on his back

by ChattVol

Lane’s likely sanguine
Which could mean he is hopeful
Or also bloody.

by Incipient_Senescence

if crompton pulls off
the unthinkable upset…
lifetime of free beers.

by mizerle06

Crompton, Crompton, Goooooo
John… this is your final shot
Win and all’s forgot.

by UTNolan

All I ask for is
containment of premature
echompulation!

by Aerobab

Urban Meyer’s chin
Its like it doesn’t exist
who could love that man?

by kidbourbon

Behind with no time?
Get EB in the game stat
Throw Hail Berry

by Joel