Okay, so I am leery of whittling these down to just ten for fear of leaving someone out, and yet more than ten gets unwieldy. We can't just go on recs because only a few people are using them, and I don't think anyone used them for these. So I'm posting all of them this week and taking suggestions on how to resolve the problem of beaucoup haiku.
This week's contestants republished after the jump.
The new era, now
Red hand towels are no match
For big orange Kiffin
by kidbourbon
Bryce Brown Cleared to play
Thank you much N.C.A.A.
Heisman in three years
by go_vols_go
Charles Woodson: the Thief
Watches his back now. Captain
Crunch: target acquired.
by bobo_the_vol
Anticipation
A season filled with promise
The future is now
by danmarcel
Captain Caveman is
disappointed his likeness
inspired Big Red.
by ChattVol
Poppers, Stoppers, what?
Something must rhyme. No? Oh well.
ISO, go on three.
by rustytanton
Kiffin and Crompton
now have afresh their one need:
Opportunity
by wshelton2
Jonathan Crompton,
Please, Please, PLEASE don’t screw this up.
We’ve suffered enough.
by wvvol
Oh sweet September
Kool-Aid Man asks, are you ready?
Kiffin says, "oh yea!"
by Getoffmyvols
Hail Mary Haiku?
No healthy wide receivers,
So: Hand-off Haiku.
by birdjam
A Hand-off Haiku?
I see you and raise you one:
Hail Pahokee-ku!
by bobo_the_vol
Throw a Hail Mary
Near that guy Eric Berry
Afraid? Be very!
by kidbourbon
Kickoff Finally Here
Can Kiffin Lead Us To Glory
New Era Starts Saturday
The anti-clawfense:
run, run, run, pass, no, wait, run
take that Hilltoppers!
by Volorado
Western Kentucky?
Mr. Lane Kiffin’s Vol train
Has hauled it away.
by ttocswob
ER-IC BER-RY clap
clap clapclapclap ER-IC BER-
RY clap clap clapclap…
by CornFromAJar
chimera steps forth
seven principles live on
march on, Tennessee!
Not Cats, Hilltoppers
Find their way into Neyland
For coin, but don’t score…
by azvol