Jackson the Mule says . . .
. . . It's Time!
birdjam wins the season's first Hail Mary Haiku with the following:
Hail Mary Haiku?
No healthy wide receivers,
So: Hand-off Haiku.
Hooper, Will, and I will all be at the game, so y'all have the place to yourselves. Please put everything back where you found it. I don't know whether an overflow thread will be necessary, but just in case, the second half thread will go live at 2:00.
And that was just a scrimmage!
Leave your pre-, in-, and post-game comments below.