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The Record Of Wrongs: Florida Gators

Hear ye, hear ye. It's time for Tennessee Volunteer fans to gather for the ceremonial reading of the Record of Wrongs, a litany of the offenses committed by the Florida Gators. Gata and Corch fans, lighten up. It's all in fun. You can talk back in the comment section as long as you keep it civil.

New for 2010

The Priors

Urban Meyer . . .

Dates and scores

  • 1991: Gators 35, Tennessee 18. Ron Zook stole a portion of Tennessee's playbook.
  • 1993: Gators 41, Tennessee 34. Redshirt freshman Danny Wuerffel's first start for the Gators.
  • 1994: Gators 31, Tennessee 0. Wuerffel scores on four of his first five possessions, giving the Vols their worst home loss since 1924.
  • 1995: Gators 62, Tennessee 37. Wuerffel scores seven TDs on seven consecutive possessions.
  • 1996: Gators 35, Tennessee 29. Peyton Manning throws four interceptions and loses a fumble on a sack.
  • 1997: Gators 33, Tennessee 20. Wuerffel leaves, Manning returns, Gators still win. Manning, who lost a total of nine games in his Tennessee career, lost to the Gators four times.
  • 1999. Gators 23, Tennessee 21. Alex Brown dons an invisibility cloak and sacks Tee Martin five times.
  • 2000. Gators 27, Tennessee 23. The "Gaffney Game."
  • 2002. Gators 30, Tennessee 13. Casey Clausen fumbles on four consecutive plays in a downpour.
  • 2005: Gators 16, Tennessee 7. Tennessee suffers a special teams debacle in Urban Meyer's first season.
  • 2006: Gators 21, Tennessee 20. Tennessee rushes for -11 yards.
  • 2007: Gators 59, Tennessee 20. Utter dishumiliarrassment. Gators players accuse Tennessee players of quitting.
  • 2008: Gators 30, Tennessee 6. Florida gives Tennessee a chronic allergy to the red zone.

Probably not true

  • Urban Meyer is secretly harvesting the chins and lips of orphaned children.
  • Tim Tebow is Gene Simmons' concert double.
  • Brandon James thinks banana-kitten smoothies are divine except for the fur.

I'm certain I've missed some. Whatcha got?