Jackson the Mule says . . .
. . . Wait, we've played #16, #1, #2, #13, and a team that wasn't ranked at the time but is currently ranked #15? And we have only five losses? All that proves is that we're not one of the 16 best teams in the nation. And the swine are only barely in the top 10 themselves. The difference between 17 and 10 is 7, a mere touchdown, and one fluky little thing can result in a touchdown either way, right? Fumbles are fluky things. Ergo, all we need is one fumble and we win. Yeah.
When hope against Hogs seems lost,