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Pilot Rocky Top League to Land Wolfeschlegelstein - hausenbergerdorff?

In addition to the usual suspects, the Pilot Rocky Top League is hoping to announce the addition of "a really, really big name" to this year's line up. Our crack research team has . . . researched stuff and things and items and such . . . and we believe the mystery man to be German immigrant (and actual real live person who is now likely dead of exhaustion) Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior.

Or, it could be the Brit kid who renamed himself Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Either way, the PRTL Commissioner is working closely with the U.S. Treasury Department to use their micro printing machines to make the jersey.