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Hey, college football fans, did you know that Jon Gruden does commentary for Monday Night Football? Really. It's part of why he'll be awesome if he comes to Tennessee.
Mike Tirico is going to steer clear of all of that nasty speculative stuff, but we here on Rocky Top are going to dissect every single word in an attempt to divine whether Gruden's on his way to Knoxville. Every. Single. Word. Can't stop us.
The game's on at 8:30 PM ET. Oh, and it's the Chicago Bears vs. the San Francisco 49ers. Whatever.
So here we go.