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Tennessee 10, Vanderbilt 14: The Pakistani post-game

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This post game is brought to you by Tariq, our Pakistani virtual assistant, whose hourly wage in U.S. cents equals Tennessee's passing yards tonight.

Not actually Tariq, who doesn't actually exist, as far as I know.
Not actually Tariq, who doesn't actually exist, as far as I know.
Image by Yasin Hassan

This post game is the reason God invented virtual assistants from Pakistan. Don't wanna write this one. Nope. So let me introduce Tariq, who will be your friendly post game blogger this evening.

Hello! Tennessee Voles have gone to lost which Vvanderbilt Commmodres this evening, 14-10 on miracle behind to come from. Overturned down on review follow fail deceptive field goal attempt to three. There were many turnovers to behold.

Our friends on field return home to sideline with no reward for season, but helps come with sunrise.