Your new head basketball coach will stand in Pratt Pavilion and address the masses at 4:00 PM ET. You can watch live via the official site.
Your press conference scorecard:
- Wears a tie of the correct shade of orange +100
- Any reference to The Alamo, Davy Crockett, or Mexico +1836
- Correct pronunciation of the word "Vols" +100
- Any mention of knowing someone or something referred to as a "point guard" for the current roster without violating NCAA rules, +50
- Kevin Durant, +50
- Chris Lofton, +51
- Bert Bertelkamp screaming "MONEY!" from the background, +3
- Any John Ward mention or sighting, +500
- Any use of "Bless your heart," +50
- Not having to make the joke about how he wasn't Tennessee's first choice but wasn't his wife's first choice either, +1000
- Dave Hart making a joke about how difficult our schedule is and sarcastically wishing our new coach good luck, -1,000,000
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